"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
putting a heart next to something doesnt make it romantic sorry
Wet Coins <3
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
Just taking a ball for a walkies [x]
this is too cute i am outraged
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living